Prostrate thyselves, all ye who enter here! Bow to wash and oil the feets of the Holy Man who exhibits feats of Wonder and Awe!

(And if you're lucky, he might let you wash and oil the *rest* of his hunkalicious form of wonder and awe!)

All hail Jeebus, King of the brews, queues, bijous, cachous, caoutchoues, perdus, ragouts, tattoos, wahoos, who's whos, ballyhoos, billet-doux, callaloos, honeydews, ingenues, hithertos, succes fous, counterviews, kinkajous, pas-de-deux, marabous, whoop-de-dos, and derring-dos!

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